Snail with an attitude

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

有态度的蜗牛

有个人坐在自己家，听见敲门声。他打开门发现有只蜗牛在门廊里，然后把它捡起来扔得要多远有多远。三年后，他再次听到敲门声，然后打开门，门外的蜗牛问：“你干嘛要扔我？！”